Prospective Titles
For My Future Best Selling Books About Cancer

 

My Skirmish with Cancer
["My Battle with" and "My War on" were already taken]

Sweet, Sexy, and No Eyebrows

How To Play Your Catheter like Bagpipes

Kicking Kancer with Kung-Fu
Over 40,000 Martial Arts Videos for the Cancer Patient

The Vomit Stories
And More!

Idiots Guide To Laxatives

How I Beat Cancer With Fish Tacos

Crafts with Chemo

How I Fought Cancer and Died
[In the inspirational reading category]

Fun with Bile

The Guide Book to Cancer Guide Books

Kicked Out Of The Support Group Again
skiing, parasailing, and continually getting no sympathy